Boys you aint getting rid of my ass that easy. Some of ya peckerheads been speculatin on my recent absence as me getting the hook but the truth is I caught that fackin swine flu from some Mexican broad who was travelin in CR. Least i figgered it was the swine flu til I went to the doc and he wrote a prescription out on account of I had contracted hiatus. He told me id be fine to go back ta work in a week or so which is about how long it takes fer this hiatus...

Boys i cant lie, this deal is turning out sorta different than what I had planned on. No sweat, us pros shake off a bad stretch an get back down to the business of pickin winners an beatin closing numbers. I aint got paid all friggin year an we already got the fat part of the season behind us. Side note, if yer gonna do business with these fackin SBR sharps make sure that 1.) you got a real lawyer an not the innernet kind an B.) never, never, never sign nothing (at least not with yer...

boys i got more questions than answers this week, which is a big fackin deal since i KNOW so much shit. how in the fak does a Beamer team give up 28 pts to a QB that completes one (yeah, one) facking pass? how the hell will SBR forum manage to survive now that His Royal Pagsness has got the boot (at least we still got that eggnog kid to hate on, mebbe they are the same dude)? why dont SBR give that lochette dude a raise so he can buy some razors an lose the village...

After all the years I been mentoring you buncha homos most of you taint-rangers still don?t appreciate my unique position both at SBR and in the offshore world. I KNOW stuff, see, not only about shooting angles an pickin winners. I been around the world twice, seen a thousand sheep shit in a half-acre field, I seen buzzards fukk, an I been to no less than two county fairs. I KNOW stuff. None of you squares can name a bigtime bookie in the carib that I aint either worked for, won money from, or got drunk with....

boys this?ll be the last chance I got to lay some knowledge on yer asses for awhile. apparently my credit aint quite as good as it once was, i?m blamin the global recession and so forth. as a result im getting cut-off by my local an he says Guido is on the way over to hold onta my laptop, plasma tv, and my autographed black velvet Elvis paintin til I come up with some sorta installment plan. I aint mad at him so much, things is rough all over an I already got my stimulus package...